Big Frank's Jalapeno Shrimp App

This is one of my favorite things to eat so I figured I'd share it with you all. You will no doubt take at least a year off of your life if you eat more than 5 of these but it's worth it.

Ingredients

20 count shrimp
Bacon strips
Fresh whole Jalapenos
Philly cream cheese
Skewers (if you are using wooden skewers you want to soak them in water before so they don't catch on fire and burn the food)

You can make as much as you want but you will need 1 piece of bacon for every shrimp and one jalapeno for every 2 shrimp. You'll have to guess on the cream cheese....

Directions:
Take the jalapenos and cut them in half long ways after cutting off the stems. And for fuck sake wash the seeds out of the jalapeno and give them a good rinse. And wash your hands immediately after.

Take a butter knife or utensil of your choice and spread cream cheese inside of the jalapenos.

Place the jalapenos next to the shrimp and wrap all of the ingredients in the slice of bacon and put skewer through so it all stays together.

Place on the grill over indirect heat so you don't start a bloody grease fire

*An alternative cooking method is to try to fit a sliver of white onion in the mix to crank it up a bit. I prefer them with no onions however because the onions can tend to dominate the taste. If anybody tries this let me know how they come out